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Jamie Lynn Spears’ breastfeeding photo

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on November 27, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears’ breastfeeding photo

It appears that Casey Aldridge is “not too bright, y’all,” said Pink is the New Blog. Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby, dropped off photos—which included a shot of Spears breastfeeding their daughter, Maddie—at a Wal-Mart to be developed. Now, big surprise, someone has made copies of the photos and is trying to sell them.

Spears: Was her privacy violated?
(AP Photo/Danny Moloshok)

This is “just another day in the life” of the always-“classy” Spears family, said Jossip. And who else but “Spears’ baby daddy” would want to have pictures of Jamie Lynn breastfeeding? Regardless, whoever stole the photos could face prison for, among other things, “peddling pornography.”

“What a terrible violation of privacy!” said I’m Not Obsessed. I “feel really bad” for the Spears family. But couldn’t they “just buy a printer and print out their family photos” at home?

How embarrassing for this author. This is news? This prick got paid to write this drivel? Jesus wept, we are finished as a civilized society..


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  1. Patrick Truax said, on November 27, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Some people have no lives..

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