Artorius Castus

Artorius Castus Denies Involvement in Rocket Mishap

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on May 27, 2008

[Redacted] 27 May 08

Moving quickly to dispel rumors of Artorius involvement in an ALLEGED rocket mishap, the secretive organization issued a brief, if not terse, statement:

“Artorius Space Flight Center has been shut down due to heavy flooding which started two months ago. All of Artorius ICBMs, SAMs, and Satellite Launch Vehicles, are accounted for in the massive Hangar 18 at KAFC, and for the most part, in various stages of re-assembly.”

“Hell, they aren’t even fueled yet!” claimed an indignant engineer when queried by FOX as to the status of the declared Artorius rockets.

The rumors started after FOX aired this story

Phone calls to other divisions of the influential Defense Conglomerate went unanswered.

Photobucket The powerful company did, however, provide pictures of the Rockets dismantled status

PhotobucketDismantled MIRV


PhotobucketUnusable Launch pads at Hangar 18

When questioned as to whether these were stock photos, the company representative hung up. Stay tuned for more as the story develops..


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  1. Elizabeth said, on May 28, 2008 at 6:16 am

    I think you have a mole.

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