Artorius Castus

An Oldie but Goodie..

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on April 9, 2008

AUSTIN A Chicago woman accused of stowing away on a plane to attend the South by Southwest Festival faces a federal charge.

Catherine “Cat” Chow, a 33-year-old artist, was on the standby list for a flight from St. Louis to Austin, booked through American Airlines. When she found out the flight was full, Chow snuck past gate agents, boarded the plane and hid in the bathroom, authorities said.

When a passenger knocked on the bathroom door, Chow took the man’s seat. When his wife made her move, she took another seat. After she was forced to move again, a flight attendant discovered her, court documents said.

An agent with the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force was called to the airport. Airport police also were waiting for Chow when the plane landed.

Chow told authorities she “knew what she did was wrong, but wanted to meet with her friends in Austin . . . to participate in the South by Southwest activities,” documents said.

Airport police say they found marijuana and six antidepressant tablets without a prescription label.

Chow was charged with boarding an airplane without permission, a federal crime, and two state misdemeanors, possession of marijuana and possession of a dangerous drug.

Chow was being held in the Travis County jail on a $3,000 bail.

I came across this enemy of Artorius today and had to revive her legendary boobery and skullduggery. I have a connection to this incident- no need to elaborate, suffice it to say this moron could have killed someone with this stunt. And to top it off, the oaf had contraband on her person! Look for this dope to appear in future Artorius articles, based solely on her stupidity. A prokaryote has more common sense than Cat Chow. Which reminds me, we are due for a Rachel Corrie story soon…

This is a prokaryote, it has no brains, like a slug, and it is smarter than Cat Chow. She is an enemy of this blog for her stupidity and her reckless and depraved indifference to aviation safety..

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  1. Catty Ax Lady said, on April 11, 2008 at 2:33 am

    I may get on your bad side for this comment, considering I was once in the industry myself…but as boobous and moronic as this woman is, she was crafty enough to not only get past TSA with both illegal and (supposedly) legal drugs, but also to sneak past gate agents. Can’t blame them for trying when they’ve got a 50/50 chance of getting away with it.

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