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Artorius Staffer Receives The Coveted "Friends of MX Control" Award

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on March 7, 2008

Yesterday was a good day for our founder as he was awarded the award. The award highlights the levels of work the recipient will go to slack off, defer antice systems, and everyones favorite, the AutoPilot.

A spokesman for MX Control stated, “He is being awarded for his ability to sleep on the job, while everyone is answering his phonecalls. But what impressed us the most, was his ability to saddle his colleagues with his load. When it comes to laziness and sub-par work, no one is better tha Mr. Truax! So, I extend this Laurel and Hearty handshake to you and welcome you into the fold of slackers!”

It was tough not to tear up, while I was presented with the award. Who’da thunk evryone knew I was asleep? I thought I had everyone fooled. Once again, I am honored to receive this award highlighting the best in Slackdom..

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  1. Elizabeth said, on March 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Whoring for praise again I see. 😉

  2. Patrick Truax said, on March 8, 2008 at 6:52 am

    You are just jealous because you didnt get one..


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