Artorius Castus

Twin gay porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on February 28, 2008

TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers – as hardcore gay-porn stars. The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon’s Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. On Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.

Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.

The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos – some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

I saw this on Free Republic. I dont what is funnier-the story itself, or the posts on the thread…

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  1. Patrick Truax said, on February 28, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Why didnt they just stick to gay porn? At least they would be getting paid for it. Where they’re going they will be doing for free..

  2. Gandalfe said, on February 28, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    What’s this fascination with Gay people on this blog? Hmm… ;o)

    Can I just say I love the ‘Hillary for President’ link this blog? Dumb automation if’n you ask me.

    Hey, you invited me here! LOL.

  3. Patrick Truax said, on February 28, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Ah, cmon, its not about gay bashing, its about an unlikely duo for pulling burglaries! And sure, talk about Hillary all you want!

  4. Catty Ax Lady said, on February 28, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Hey…they stole condoms. At least they’re practicing safe sex (which is more than I can say for what they’ll be practicing in prison!).


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