Artorius Castus

Bill Clinton Casts Glow Over Wife’s Presidential Campaign

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on November 9, 2007

ONAWA, Iowa — Making his first solo campaign stop in Iowa, Bill Clinton is using his star power to summon support for his wife’s presidential campaign.

No town is too small or off the beaten track for the former president in a state with a tightening race. Even Onawa, a sparsely-populated town of 3,600 in the far western corner of the state — a hustings customarily reserved for a lower-voltage surrogate — is big enough for Bill.

Good grief, what a barfer of an article from Fox! Bill is looking rather rough, I guess the herpes is taking it’s toll. There is a vicious rumor circulating that Clinton has The Virus, but Artorius doesnt post innuendo..


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  1. Patrick Truax said, on November 9, 2007 at 3:11 am

    Remember,a vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill, too.

  2. roryb said, on November 9, 2007 at 3:36 am

    we are doomed. the GOP has nothing to counter her with. Neither Rudy Nor Fred, or Mitt can bear her one on one

  3. Jack Meove said, on November 9, 2007 at 5:34 am

    I feel the way this congress has acted, it is a score for the GOP.

    It is still way to early in the ball game to panic. I predict that a republican will just squeak in to office, then we will relive the stolen election stuff again.

    Think about who is behind many of the polls and the media that drives the DNC info pump.

    There may be a republican man behind the curtain. We just have to hope so!

  4. Patrick Truax said, on November 9, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    “Rove, you magnificent bastard!”

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