Artorius Castus

Edwards explains absence from TV

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on October 10, 2007

The former senator from North Carolina was asked at a forum in Waterloo, Ohio, why he has not set off a TV advertising blitz like Sens. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., and Barack Obama, D-Ill., The New York Times reported Wednesday.

Because its hard to schedule $1200.00 haircuts for every shoot. My opinion for you, Silky Pony, is to shave your head with a no.1 razor. Shorter than a crew cut, it will save time and money on the campaign trail. Of course, you will have to ask your wife, because apparently she makes all of your decisions and fights back on the negative press.

If the truth were to be told, metrosexuals like Silky Pony just dont have the equipment to be a Leader. This guy gets manicures, pedicures, skin treatments and expensive haircuts. Where the hell would he find the time to run the country?


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  1. Patrick Truax said, on October 10, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    “Im so pretty, Im so pretty….!”

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