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Ono to unveil peace tower in Iceland

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on October 9, 2007

Associated Press Writer

REYKJAVIK, Iceland (AP) — Yoko Ono urged the world to give peace a chance with the unveiling Tuesday of the Imagine Peace Tower on Videy island on what would have been husband John Lennon’s 67th birthday.

The former Beatle was shot dead outside their New York apartment building Dec. 8, 1980, by deranged fan Mark David Chapman.

Im going to ask a friend of mine to create some kind of warning graphic for this blog. This would have been the perfect article to inaugurate it. Im thinking of something along the lines of an owl barfing, to warn readers that the article they are about to read is a severe liberal barfer and may induce reverse peristostilus.

Now on to Yoko-a Freeper, whose name I cant remember has a great tagline on FR. “7 shots and Lennon goes down. Not one hits Yoko. Discuss.”


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  1. Patrick Truax said, on October 9, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    Yoko breaks up the Beatles, owns a good part of their fortune, didnt contribute a damn thing to John’s career, and is sought out as the spokesman for John. This woman is a Black Widow. She certainly is no musician-recall that horrible caterwauling the Plastic Ono Band put out in 71..

  2. Elizabeth said, on October 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm

    You never know what you might find after detailed examination of owl pellets.

  3. Patrick Truax said, on October 9, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    Sounds like the voice of experience! Did your vacation start yet?

  4. Elizabeth said, on October 10, 2007 at 6:13 am

    Nah… I just have to survive 2 more days of hell and then… *sigh* a brief relief.

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