Artorius Castus

Staff At Artorius Deny Involvement in Penetration Op Aimed at Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

Posted in Uncategorized by Patrick Truax on September 17, 2007

The Staff here at Artorius categorically deny any allegations of involvement, prior knowledge or planning, in the successful insertion op at Hillary Clinton’s campaign headquarters. “We have absolutely no knowledge of how all the campaign’s BlackBerrys were compromised,” claimed a Senior Artorius Contributing Editor, who coincidently was in the area at the time. The amount of data, voicemails and personal BlackBerry communications, is not known at this time, but what is known is that they were compromised for at least four hours. Claimed a tight lipped Clinton staffer, “we are trying to assess the damage now.”

Again, the staff here at Artorius denies any knowledge in the theft of data and Blackberry comms from the campaign. At this time we would also like to put to rest any rumors of a rogue Black Ops team attached to Artorius. Also untrue are the rumors that the rogue team is well versed in signals intelligence. Further, it is also a lie that the team are equipped with items purchased here-http://www.securityandsafetysupply.com/products-duty-gear/blackwater_7.html.

I hope these rumors can be put behind us as we move closer to the Election of 2008, and Artorius can get back to what it supposed to do-Call attention to Hillary’s crimes and plans-and stop dodging a hostile press and those guys sitting out in front of my house in a van with a giant bug on the roof. I think it’s termite..

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  1. Patrick Truax said, on September 17, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    We would also point out that we had nothing to with the fizzies in the pool at the swim meet, either.
    Staff at Artorius..

  2. Anonymous said, on September 17, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Is the Campaign getting Palm Treos now?

  3. Anonymous said, on September 17, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    LOL!! Uh, this is a joke, right?

  4. Patrick Truax said, on September 17, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    We deny any involvement..

  5. Anonymous said, on September 17, 2007 at 7:58 pm

    Still nothing on the wires about it..

  6. Anonymous said, on September 17, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    LOL, Sergeant Stadenko is outside your house!

  7. Elizabeth said, on September 18, 2007 at 2:51 pm

    How soon do you think that poor bastard who was tased at the JK speech will be voting Republican?

  8. Patrick Truax said, on September 21, 2007 at 6:00 am

    John Kerry voted to Tase him before he didnt..

  9. Catty Ax Lady said, on October 22, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    You might as well admit you did it, it just highlights how the Clintons would handle sensitive material if she is elected.


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