“Scrolling Headlines and Angry Expressions”

Dont Even Think About It

Once, a long time ago, in the presence of my wife, and a few other females, I called a receiver that dropped a pass after a particularly bruising tackle, a woman. Well, there arose such a clatter, I never used the moniker again. But an honest look at some men, well, you wonder if you can get an exemption from Political Correctness.

Take, for example, Tom Daschle.

Manicures and Skin Cream.

Effete, condescending, and, let’s face it, he is quite sparrow-like. Not one to inspire confidence in the best of times, his perpetual meaness, habitual feigned outrage, and steadfast mealy mouthedness, could make him anyone’s crazy old aunt. There comes a time when men suck it up, and deal. Right now, this column is sucking it up, and while it is unpleasant, life can be that way sometimes, Tom, so man up and quit the drama.

Perez Hilton, I could write a few lines, but why? Woman.

George Stephanopolos. Can you imagine George reporting from a war zone that was about to get overrun? It would be like watching Shep Smith crying like a little girl in New Orleans. Remember that? He was wailing so much, his eye shadow ran.

We have written of metro-men before, so continuing in that vein, here is another “man” that falls into the Anderson Cooper category.

“We remain concerned that the ‘unhealthy’ debate on health care and health insurance is being abetted by organizations such as our own Ipswich Y that, despite its own stated mission, perpetuates access to the airwaves and audiences of some of the most negative elements of the health care discussion,” the letter, signed by Carolyn Britt, Nancy Popp, Maria Wilkins and Patrick Patterson, reads. “This is not a case of freedom of speech — this is a member organization with a stated mission that is directly opposed to the ranting that it imposes on members.”

And-The four letter writers, bedwetters, who could not be reached yesterday afternoon, contend in their letter that it’s impossible to ignore “scrolling headlines and angry expressions” on the televisions when they show Fox News. “Even if it were, the fact that the Ipswich Y is still supporting the airing of angry, nonsensical debate is still at odds with the organization’s mission.”

“Angry expressions?” Patrick, who unfortunately shares my name, needs to man up. Angry expressions? Awwww. Does that 40 dollar face cream look better on Meghan Kelly than it does on you, Patrick?

Meghan Kelly

I know a lot of liberal men who aren’t metros, but every metro I know is a liberal. So, Patrick got his Nordstrom panties all knotted up and signed on with the three other women who feel “Angry expressions” are limited only to Fox News and ruined it for everyone else? And what about other news stations?
CNN can be found on at the Y, and wasn’t challenged by Patrick,”pedicure”, Patterson, which begs the question; Christiane Anmanpour’s expression is sour on the best of days, how is seeing her mug not seeing “angry expressions”?

Christiane

So on this day, we anoint Patrick Patterson, “Dos Equis”, for his chromosomes.